Happy Bottom Bum Butter
Made from 100% natural ingredients this chamois cream is vegan friendly (it has never been known to bite one). Vegetable glycerine, geranium oil and clove oil are joined together in perfect harmony to moisturise and relieve pain. Tea tree oil is in there too as a natural antiseptic. Even the containers are PET recyclable. This stuff practically wears a halo.
This 100ml tub will do you for around 7,000 miles and unlike many creams, it’s great for girls’ bits as well as boys’. As Charlie says, ‘Tested on arseholes, not animals’.